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Life explained... 😉😛
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be
barking. How about only ten years and I'll give
you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all
day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I
will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life
you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty
and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you
possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog
gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for
it.'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
years we slave in the sun to support our family. For
the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the
front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you. jlm
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be
barking. How about only ten years and I'll give
you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all
day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I
will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life
you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty
and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you
possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog
gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for
it.'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
years we slave in the sun to support our family. For
the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the
front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you. jlm